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	<title>Quacked Panes &#187; Neil</title>
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		<title>Hard Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I often wrestle with two problems when it comes to making a pun-based comic: How much is too much? At what point will I have crossed a line, inviting an angry mob armed with torches &#38; pitchforks? What do I do when there isn&#8217;t enough setup to stretch it out to the full four panels? Problem Number The Second, at <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/hard-rock/" title="Continue reading">&#8230;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/hard-rock/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-784"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2011-03-07 Hard Rock-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>I often wrestle with two problems when it comes to making a pun-based comic:</p>
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<li>How much is too much? At what point will I have crossed a line, inviting an angry mob armed with torches &amp; <a href="http://pitchfork.com/">pitchfork</a>s?</li>
<li>What do I do when there isn&#8217;t enough setup to stretch it out to the full four panels?</li>
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<p>Problem Number The Second, at least, I found an answer for this week. I&#8217;m not so sure about Problem The Very First, however&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Llama Ding Dong</title>
		<link>http://quackedpanes.net/archive/llama-ding-dong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a decent amount of time since I inflicted a truly great groaner upon my readership, I think. Am I good for a while? How long should I wait before doing it again?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/llama-ding-dong/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-753"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2011-02-07 Llama Ding Dong-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>It&#8217;s been a decent amount of time since I inflicted a truly great groaner upon my readership, I think.</p>
<p>Am I good for a while? How long should I wait before doing it again?</p>
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		<title>Dis Association</title>
		<link>http://quackedpanes.net/archive/dis-association/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might think I&#8217;m reaching for the sake of a joke setup but, no, this is based on an actual comment overheard during a homeward commute a few weeks ago. In other news, this week&#8217;s comics were made with the aid of a hot pixel removal tool and a RAW extractor. I&#8217;ve been shooting JPG format in the camera up <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/dis-association/" title="Continue reading">&#8230;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/dis-association/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-715"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2011-01-06 Dis Association-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>You might think I&#8217;m reaching for the sake of a joke setup but, no, this is based on an actual comment overheard during a homeward commute a few weeks ago.</p>
<p>In other news, this week&#8217;s comics were made with the aid of a hot pixel removal tool and a RAW extractor. I&#8217;ve been shooting JPG format in the camera up to this point, which makes it harder to deal with one particular prominent red pixel that you may have noticed, especially in some of the Quackvent posters. The downside is that, for some reason, the camera is more finicky now. It took two entire passes to get workable shots for these four frames because the focus mechanism didn&#8217;t get anywhere <em>near</em> the two ducks the first time through. I&#8217;m not sure what I broke while messing around in the menus, but this whole new way of doing things is difficult enough without the camera making things worse&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Quackvent 2010 Day Six</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Monday to you! I don&#8217;t suppose you caught the last few days&#8217; worth of entries, did you&#8230;?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/quackvent-2010-day-six/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-652"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-12-06 Quackvent 2010 Day Six-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>Happy Monday to you! I don&#8217;t suppose you caught the last few days&#8217; worth of entries, did you&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>Let Us Give Tanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just be glad that I didn&#8217;t make this a joke about stopping for gasoline. (Or petrol, if that&#8217;s your term for it.) Happy Thanksgiving, fellow citizens of the USA. Don&#8217;t stuff yourself too much, okay?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/let-us-give-tanks/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-620"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-11-25 Let Us Give Tanks-e0c2e3b-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>Just be glad that I didn&#8217;t make this a joke about stopping for gasoline. (Or petrol, if that&#8217;s your term for it.)</p>
<p>Happy Thanksgiving, fellow citizens of the USA. Don&#8217;t stuff yourself <em>too</em> much, okay?</p>
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		<title>Sue The Sous</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can I say, Iron Chef America is a fun show! And if you really want the cracktacular entertainment, try out the original old Japanese rendition. There is a problem with this particular kind of wordplay, the homophone, in a comic: The joke relies on the reader seeing the &#8220;wrong&#8221; word, and you have to assume that the &#8220;listener&#8221; (poor <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/sue-the-sous/" title="Continue reading">&#8230;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/sue-the-sous/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-593"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-11-01 Sue The Sous-6e38e54-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>What can I say, Iron Chef America is a fun show! And if you really want the cracktacular entertainment, try out the original old Japanese rendition.</p>
<p>There is a problem with this particular kind of wordplay, the homophone, in a comic: The joke relies on the reader seeing the &#8220;wrong&#8221; word, and you have to assume that the &#8220;listener&#8221; (poor Rusty in this case) &#8220;gets&#8221; that the person using the &#8220;wrong&#8221; word is doing so deliberately. It might be a bit of a reach.</p>
<p>Then again, maybe I&#8217;m overthinking this stuff. We&#8217;re talking about rubber ducks, after all.</p>
<p>At any rate: Since our webcomic pals the Tree Lobsters made <a href="http://www.treelobsters.com/2010/10/making-of.html">a &#8220;making of&#8221; reel</a>, I decided to give it a whirl as well. So if you&#8217;re interested, check out <a title="Sue The Sous - Making Of" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNl5mjzjDE" target="_blank">how today&#8217;s comic was made</a> (minus the photography), condensed down to just over three minutes of video.</p>
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		<title>Rough Operator</title>
		<link>http://quackedpanes.net/archive/rough-operator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quackedpanes.net/2010/10/18/2010-10-18-rough-operator/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, there&#8217;s a reason I used those specific first and last musical act names. You didn&#8217;t think this was completely random, did you? (Not that I&#8217;d blame you, I suppose.) Also: We&#8217;ve seen that Roger can interact with Rei in a non-joking, reasonably coherent manner. If he&#8217;s mentally prepared beforehand, that is&#8230; apparently he doesn&#8217;t react well to surprises. … <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/rough-operator/" title="Continue reading">&#8230;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/rough-operator/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-578"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-10-18 Rough Operator-053fdd0-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>Yes, there&#8217;s a reason I used those specific <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A">first</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devo">last</a> musical act names. You didn&#8217;t think this was <em>completely</em> random, did you? (Not that I&#8217;d blame you, I suppose.)</p>
<p>Also: We&#8217;ve seen that Roger <em>can</em> interact with Rei in a non-joking, reasonably coherent manner. If he&#8217;s mentally prepared beforehand, that is&#8230; apparently he doesn&#8217;t react well to surprises.</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>There&#8217;s an awful lot of 80s up there, isn&#8217;t there? Hmm. Clearly I am a product of my times.</p>
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		<title>Which Witch Is Which</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is another of those occasions in which I have more fun with the windup to the punchline than I do with the punchline itself. I love this stuff&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/which-witch-is-which/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-572"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-10-11 Which Witch Is Which-61ea6ab-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>This is another of those occasions in which I have more fun with the windup to the punchline than I do with the punchline itself. I love this stuff&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Q Is For Queen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had this joke bouncing around in the back of my head for years, people. You&#8217;re lucky I waited this long. Bring on the Trekkies! And the Queen fans, for that matter!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/q-is-for-queen/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-555"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-09-27 Q Is For Queen-32530a7-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>I&#8217;ve had <em>this</em> joke bouncing around in the back of my head for <em>years</em>, people. You&#8217;re lucky I waited this long.</p>
<p>Bring on the Trekkies! And the Queen fans, for that matter!</p>
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		<title>The Wireless Plan Of Penzance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It makes you wonder if he&#8217;s thinking of a career in stand-up comedy as a fallback gig in case particle physics doesn&#8217;t work out, doesn&#8217;t it? And yes, the iPhone debuted in 2007. It&#8217;s never too late to make a bad joke, I often say! … After some good commentary (on-site and off) about the last time Roger and Neil <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/the-wireless-plan-of-penzance/" title="Continue reading">&#8230;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://quackedpanes.net/archive/the-wireless-plan-of-penzance/"><span class="webcomic-object webcomic-object-post webcomic-object-large webcomic-object-539"><img src="http://quackedpanes.net/wp-content/webcomic/qp/thumbs/2010-09-13 The Wireless Plan Of Penzance-8b789cd-large.jpg" width="772" height="1024" alt="" title=""></span></a></p><p>It makes you wonder if he&#8217;s thinking of a career in stand-up comedy as a fallback gig in case <a href="http://quackedpanes.net/2009/11/16/the-uncertainty-pirate/">particle physics</a> doesn&#8217;t work out, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>And yes, the iPhone debuted in 2007. It&#8217;s never too late to make a bad joke, I often say!</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>After some good commentary (on-site and off) about the last time Roger and Neil critiqued a joke, I figured I&#8217;d give it another try. What do you think? If nothing else, it gives me another thing to do with the pair of them (you know, besides inflicting bad jokes on their deskmates and playing word games with musical artists&#8217; names), anyway. My very own <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_and_Waldorf">Statler and Waldorf</a>, eh?</p>
<p>Also: Yes, the First Mate is another of <a href="http://wonderduck.mu.nu/">Wonderduck</a>&#8216;s gifts. I don&#8217;t yet know what to do with that big yellow duck he sent, though. Hmm.</p>
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