Surprise! Each and every day from now until Christmas, you get a new “advent calendar” treat in the form of these blessings from the Quacked Panes ducks to you.

Happy Holidays, friends.

You thought, or perhaps merely hoped, that I’d forgotten about ol’ Willie Drakespeare, I bet.

Tough luck, eh?

I’ve had this joke bouncing around in the back of my head for years, people. You’re lucky I waited this long.

Bring on the Trekkies! And the Queen fans, for that matter!

Sometimes it’s hard to know when to let a joke go…

You know, if you think you’re surrounded by perverts who talk about suggestive things all the time… maybe they’re not the ones with the dirty mind. Food for thought!

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And yes, I now own two sonic screwdrivers. They’re both cheap surprisingly-costly plastic doodads that light up and make noise. I know. I couldn’t help myself.

Just don’t ask me to participate in any Eleven Versus Ten debates, okay?

(Because, seriously? Nine. C’mon.)

Time was when I’d have tried to stretch this into a several-comic “arc.” I’ve learned better, thank goodness…

Alternate Title: “Let Freedom Ring (In Your Ears)”

Meet DOT, the Duck Of Technology.

No, you haven’t seen the last of him.

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Look, don’t get on my case about the accuracy of that networking terminology DOT was spewing forth up there. I’m not a networking guy!

Going to the extra effort of running the vacuum cleaner over the floors might have been a good idea, I suppose…

It’s not that I’m saying that every one of the top results from that Google search will be the same. I’m just saying that you’ll notice a somewhat common theme.

And that’s enough about that.

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Incidentally, I liked that part of the episode, too. Heh.

(Hey, if you like conversing about TV and movies and stuff? Check out Snarkfest, which is where I go to discuss Doctor Who and so on and so forth with clever, snarky individuals. They provided the backdrop for this comic, albeit unknowingly… Ahem.)