First thing this morning, my lovely girlfriend sent me a horrifying link… the “Duckie Massager.”
It vibrates. It’s named “Paris.” It wears a feather boa. And sports a piercing.
Run away, run far away…!
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Ah.
An “I Rub My Duckie.”
Lovely. *rolls eyes*
er, i actually own one(without the boa and piercing). 🙂
There’s a “different strokes” joke in this somewhere, but I think I’ll behave myself instead. *chuckle*