Many of you saw this joke coming as soon as you read the entry title.

Many more of you are wondering what in the hell I’m talking about. For you, I point out some educational material.

And a few of you are raging pedants who’ll say that, no, that’s the wrong star system. I’ve a link for you lot, too.

Some of you might also be jealous of my Micro Machines collection. They’re mine, all mine…

I’m enjoying Brent Weeks’ “The Black Prism” well enough, but that’s one hell of an unwieldy paperback to deal with, especially if you’re trying not to bend the poor thing in half at the back so you can see the whole page…

Let this be a lesson, kids: Just because you hung a lampshade on it doesn’t excuse that you did something terrible.

But since this joke (such as it was) wouldn’t let me go… here it is, purged from my system at last.