Actual programmer-type persons (such as my son) are probably cringing right now.

I regret nothing.

Also: In case you’re wondering, the new font is Source Code Pro, courtesy of Adobe.

I’m probably one of the only people on the planet who’s inclined to be pedantic about “duct tape” versus “duck tape,” since both are generally accepted terms for the stuff.

Let’s face it, this is the Internet we’re talking about. We can’t take anything seriously.