I was going to mark the characters on this one as Score and Other Ducks, but… …you see what happens when you go messing around in time and space? So don’t do it!

Considering that actors from Doctor Who have shown up on Top Gear, I see nothing wrong with crossing the referential streams in this particular fashion. Your mileage space-time-distance-unit-age may vary. And that finishes this little string of comics. Monday we’ll do something else, honest.

I took some liberties with the rhyming & pacing of the source material, admittedly, but I’m still rather proud of this one. “Liberties,” get it? Huh? Wink, nudge.