And if you’re wondering whether this joke is why I chose to do the entire “12 Ducks” routine this year… …yeah, pretty much.

Normal comics? Is the world ready for us to return to whatever passes for normalcy around here? I guess it’ll have to be, won’t it? And will I ever run out of rhetorical questions?

It’s been a long time since we last enjoyed an artsy bit of Anatidish-to-English translation, hasn’t it? Ducks sure do love a good cracker. (Also: Apologies to fans of Joyce Kilmer…)