For instance? My library is woefully short on Marx Brothers films. (I gave my son a boxed set of four movies a while back; I should’ve bought myself a second set!)

Look, it’s not that the PCs don’t have plenty fast video cards. It’s just that you always want something faster. Decades ago it was hot rods, now it’s gaming rigs. Such is progress.

I almost wrote that as a “stash” of tea, but that might be considered unsubtle.