A GPS device is one of those geeky modern toys that I don’t precisely need but would get a huge kick out of playing with. I shouldn’t admit how many hours I’ve spent puttering around with Google Earth, after all…

So, you want to know one of my big secrets? Given the opportunity, I’d be such the clothes horse. I’ve a vain streak a half mile wide. I just keep it under control… usually by virtue of the massive insecurities I carry about my looks. Go figure, eh?