This might be leaning a bit too much toward the topical and/or political arenas, but once the notion of “Duckitol” popped into my mind there was only one direction I could take it. Someone else might’ve gone another way, but this is where I needed to go.
Don’t worry, I won’t make a habit of this sort of thing.
Ha! Pass it over. Better yet, put me down for a 90-day supply.
“If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute!”
Duckitol: Apply directly to the forehead!
Is this the generic version of Fukitol??
Think of it more like the Aflac-branded version. *grin*