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Your blank today, if you need it filled in, should contain the term “drinking games.”

I don’t know about you, but I certainly feel better now…

No punchline today, kids.

I was never going to get a better opportunity than today to tidy up one of the running gags I setup very early on in the webcomic run. Back then I thought in terms of alternating one-off joke comics with short story sequences. Some of those sequences actually saw the light of day, but it didn’t take long for me to figure out that I’m not really setup to tell stories with a couple dozen ducks on a computer desk.

There’s no way that I was going to leave Roger hanging forever, at any rate.

Happy Valentine’s Day.