So, you want to know one of my big secrets?

Given the opportunity, I’d be such the clothes horse. I’ve a vain streak a half mile wide. I just keep it under control… usually by virtue of the massive insecurities I carry about my looks. Go figure, eh?

A GPS device is one of those geeky modern toys that I don’t precisely need but would get a huge kick out of playing with. I shouldn’t admit how many hours I’ve spent puttering around with Google Earth, after all…

I almost wrote that as a “stash” of tea, but that might be considered unsubtle.