Look, I won’t tell her if you don’t. And yes, Rei’s talking about her success in getting Roger to stop cracking bad jokes around her all the time… you probably thought I’d forgotten all about that little “plot” thread from two years ago, eh?

I’m probably going to have to come up with a name for our green feather-boa’d friend at some point, aren’t I? Dammit. That’ll mean having to go back through the archives and tagging his posts, too. And creating a character page. I know, I know: First world problems, huh?

Someone complained about getting a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies song stuck in their head thanks to the last comic’s title. Be careful what you complain of, then, is the lesson one might take away from today’s experience. There will be, however, no singing-and-dancing furniture here.