I received a particular computer game for Christmas. (Admittedly, it was gifted somewhat early so I’ve actually been enjoying it for a few weeks now.) I’m… doing my best not to be like DOT in this situation. Ahem.

Most sane people would think I’m picking on an easy target, but let’s remember that there are enough crazies buying into this garbage for us to still be talking about it. But you know, whatever. Happy New Year, everyone! Hey, I even remembered to change the date in the corner!

Look, if Van Halen can get away with it, so can I.