The remedy in question is, I kid you not, to use nail polish on all of the capacitors to cover them up so they no longer emit the ultra-high-pitch sound which has been driving me batty for months now. Me and only me, since nobody else can hear it. Mind you, the computer’s in my bedroom, so I’m the one who has to live with it.

Or, you know, I could do something far less risky… like buying a replacement card. Yeah.