I’m absolutely delighted that April Fools Day landed on a Sunday this year so I didn’t have to deal with it during a workday. I don’t like pranks, head games, or practical jokes. I know: That makes me a bona fide stick in the mud. I can live with that.

Seriously, screw that guy.

I’m on the fence about the idea of going to any more concerts. I used to love them, now I can’t imagine spending that much money to get that big of a headache from all the noise. Must we crank up the amps to eleven all the time? One can’t enjoy the performance when under a sonic barrage.

Maybe I’m just old.

Take it from me, kids, work is a lot of… work.

Then again, having one’s own income is a nice benefit.