They will respond to requests for Styx’s “Mr. Roboto” with deadly laser fire. You’ve been warned.

Sometimes you’re the smart aleck, sometimes you’re the dumb aleck. Or at least the uneducated aleck.

I don’t intend to make a habit of treading (however lightly) on David Morgan-Mar’s toes, but one night recently I looked at the shelf where our “gaming” minifigs stand on display, and the last panel came to me in a flash of twisted inspiration.

So here you go. And if you’re wondering what the heck this is all about… well… let me sum up.