I didn’t really write this with a punchline in mind. I just had the notion of exploring how an ethically-minded modern zed-head goes about keeping fed, and here you are. They aren’t always going to be pun-tastic groaners, after all.

I can imagine younger readers, those brought up on the more recent brands of imported Japanese televised fare, trying to puzzle out what in the world I’m talking about here. Sorry, kids: This one isn’t for you.

It’s easy to come up with a bad pun, I’ll admit that. But, once again, I’d be screwed for constructing the rest of this kind of comic were it not for Wikipedia. Bless you, Wikipedia.