Yes, I know. I know.
If I’d meant it as a pun, would I have left Rusty out of the picture? Really now. Give me some credit.
In all seriousness: While I won’t promise never to bring “serious issues” to Quacked Panes, I’ll do my damnedest not to make a Very Special Episode out of it should it ever come to pass. Fair enough?
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Geese: the foulest members of the avian community. If there were axe-murders in the world of waterfowl, they’d be geese.
And they pooped on my car not that long ago.
Geese are jerks. Exhibit A. Pigeons are rats with wings, seagulls are rats with wings on vacation, and geese are muggers with wings and loose bowels.
Racist. My sister discovered a trick, geese are afraid of lasers. Chase them around, off your yard, shoot them out of the air (she shot one mid flight and it crash landed in to a lake). Best of all, animal abuse people can prove nothing! Light leaves no DNA evidence.