It’s not every day that I can work in a bad pun and an unrelated Princess Bride moment in the same comic.

I’m sure you’re all quite thankful for that, actually.

(In case I’ve left you scratching your head in puzzlement, I submit the following for elucidation: Graduated Cylinder.)

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There’s a reason I ran with this joke today: My son graduates high school tonight, in a ceremony held at Portland’s Memorial Coliseum. It’ll be my first time inside that venue, which is odd to me considering I’ve lived in this city for over twenty years.

Anyway: I’m clearly the best Dad ever, because I gave my son the gift of a terrible joke on his graduation day.

Clearly, I tell you.