Snarky Ducks Crack Wise – Mondays and Thursdays
This is the actual main comics category.
And that’s about enough of talking writing like a pirate for a while, don’t you agree? And I don’t think we’ll be singing like them any time soon, either.
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Look at all of those new ducks! And that’s not even all of the new ones that’ve come my way in the last few weeks! You’ll see two of the remaining additions… soon. Very soon.
Bwahahahahaha…
Because they’re pirates. Duh.
Not, mind you, that I condone or approve of piracy. This webcomic is a work of fiction and should not be used as a moral compass. Stay in school, kids.
It makes you wonder if he’s thinking of a career in stand-up comedy as a fallback gig in case particle physics doesn’t work out, doesn’t it?
And yes, the iPhone debuted in 2007. It’s never too late to make a bad joke, I often say!
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After some good commentary (on-site and off) about the last time Roger and Neil critiqued a joke, I figured I’d give it another try. What do you think? If nothing else, it gives me another thing to do with the pair of them (you know, besides inflicting bad jokes on their deskmates and playing word games with musical artists’ names), anyway. My very own Statler and Waldorf, eh?
Also: Yes, the First Mate is another of Wonderduck‘s gifts. I don’t yet know what to do with that big yellow duck he sent, though. Hmm.