Because they’re pirates. Duh. Not, mind you, that I condone or approve of piracy. This webcomic is a work of fiction and should not be used as a moral compass. Stay in school, kids.

And that’s about enough of talking writing like a pirate for a while, don’t you agree? And I don’t think we’ll be singing like them any time soon, either. … Look at all of those new ducks! And that’s not even all of the new ones that’ve come my way in the last few weeks!… Continue reading The Very Model Of

Shakespeare, the Marx Brothers, and now… Mel Brooks. Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles…