This is for every time someone’s given me crap along the lines of, “But you can’t understand what they’re saying!”

Some people seem to treat popular music as “meaningful words with some accompanying noises.” I’m rather the opposite… “enjoyable noises that may or may not include human warbling,” you could say.

Yes, yes. The man himself had nothing to do with creme eggs and egg-laying-bunnies advertising campaigns.

As if I’d let reality stop me from making a silly joke. You know me better than that.

I can’t be the only one among us who has dreamed of being a late-night talk show host, right?

…right?