And that’s about enough of talking writing like a pirate for a while, don’t you agree? And I don’t think we’ll be singing like them any time soon, either.
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Look at all of those new ducks! And that’s not even all of the new ones that’ve come my way in the last few weeks! You’ll see two of the remaining additions… soon. Very soon.
Bwahahahahaha…
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I love the pirate ducks — and I got a good laugh out of this one.
I’m scared.
Look at it this way: At least the next comic won’t involve pirates.
You do have that very same duck! Hey-did you know that Cost Plus World Market has the new Halloween ducks out?…I’m thinking that’s where you got Captain Duck 🙂
I didn’t know, but I do now, thanks!
I am the very model of a cartoon individual!
My animation’s comical, unusual, and whimsical!
I’m quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked jokes and stupid puns to anvils that drop on your head!
I’m very good at silly dances, I can even pirouette
Then slap the villain with a fish – I know my cartoon etiquette!
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite!
When in a jam, I just yell, “Stop!” and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter, “Start,” and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Buh-uh-nee
To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different scenery
Like outer space and desertscapes and Himalayan eateries.
From this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imag-ni-bull
Like office desks and lava lamps and Bert, who is a cannibal
You see, in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical,
We are the very models of cartoon individuals!
….The scary thing here is that I typed that all from memory. I have a sneaking suspicion I left out a verse, but…eh.
From memory! Damn, I’m impressed.
*bows*
Aaarrrrrrrgh…
One of my roommates decided to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, so the sting is especially sharp for me on this one. It doesn’t help that this pun was perfectly delivered.
Well, thank you… I think. 🙂
Ah! There’s all the pirate ducks we got at the pirate store! XD
Glad to see they made their debut.
Yep! They’ve all been on camera now, hooray! 🙂